I mean, this is basically what I do every night. Sometimes I even put on a massive amount of makeup just for the lulz of it all.
"The problem is that I’m just too bright for most of this stuff."
My dad, after an evening of bad theatre.
Got my shades, got my suit. Is it Cuba time yet? #mylesbianfansaregonnalovethisone
Today my lesbian cousin posted on Facebook that she should “start dating men.
That’s kind of funny, because I know lots of straight girls who are like “fuck men, maybe I should the ladies a shot”.
There’s an episode of Six Feet Under, where Claire is debating if she should try sleeping with Mena Suvari (whom I have met!!) and David is like: “all genitals are unfamiliar if they’re not your own”.
And basically I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I don’t think “trying” another sexual orientation is going to make dating dating and relationships any less stressful. My dating strategy, of eatin Sunchips and snuggling my cat, is the only foolproof method for never being sad.
Mena Suvari loves plums, but hates tomatos.